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The Goatfather Funny Goat Owner Vintage Farmer Ranch Shorts

$25.08

Color: Black

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Step into the barnyard underworld with The Goatfather — a funny retro vintage-style design made for proud goat owners, farmers, ranchers, and animal lovers. Featuring a clever parody twist, this design blends humor and country living vibes, making it perfect for anyone who lives the goat life or dreams of it.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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